Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L and you'll sizzle like Santa

and you'll sizzle like Santa on vacation

everyone knows why you're really there

Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away

Rest your golden goose eggs upon a silky smooth throne and you instantly become the king of Ballahalla

The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L and you'll sizzle like SantaIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for